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Entries Tagged 'Humor' ↓
Made in China - Free Tibet!
April 12th, 2008 — Humor
Plea to TWIT: Please don’t bring Jason Calacanis on the show again!
December 18th, 2007 — Humor, podcasting, twit
Leo Laporte,
Please I beg you for the love of God and the sanity of all the listeners to TWIT (This week in Tech), please do not bring back Jason Calacanis (pictured here).
He manages to horde the entire podcast and no one can even get a word in.. I love listening to John, Patrick, and the others but when this guy comes on I find that I’m constantly screaming at my computer because he can’t stop talking about himself.
I don’t know the guy, I just just don’t think he brings anything valuable to the show. He has his own media to tell what he thinks, we don’t need to hear it on TWIT. Everyone else brings something interesting and enteraining to the show. What’s horrible is that he can’t stand to be stood up and was constantly taking potshots at John C. Dvorak!
Please, please he’s does nothing for the show!
Exploits of a mom
October 10th, 2007 — Humor, Technology
via http://xkcd.com
Simpson’s Star Wars
August 30th, 2007 — Humor, Star Wars
The Number 1 Reason Programmers Slack Off
August 15th, 2007 — Humor, Software Development
Courtesy of xkcd
Does Steve Ballmer have an iPod?
March 29th, 2006 — Apple, Humor, Microsoft, iPod
(FORTUNE Magazine) Do you have an iPod?
Steve Ballmer: “No, I do not. Nor do my children. My children–in many dimensions they’re as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension I’ve got my kids brainwashed: You don’t use Google, and you don’t use an iPod.”
Now that is sad. Reminds me of the crazy christians (just the crazy ones) where they would not let their kids read Harry Potter because it could lead to witchcraft!
Source: CNN Money
How would the vi editor be if Microsoft made it?
August 31st, 2005 — Humor, Microsoft
If Microsoft made the vi editor.
Enough said!
What is XML like?
March 9th, 2005 — Humor, Quotes, Software Development
“XML is like violence: if it doesn’t solve your problem, you aren’t using enough of it.” - Chris Maden
Three Apple Engineers and Three Microsoft Engineers
February 23rd, 2005 — Apple, Humor, Microsoft
Three Apple engineers and three Microsoft engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Microsoft engineers each buy tickets and watch as the three Apple engineers buy only a single ticket. “How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asks a Microsoft engineer. “Watch and you’ll see,” answers the Apple engineer.
They all board the train. The Microsoft engineers take their respective seats but all three Apple engineers cram into a rest room and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the rest room door and says, “Ticket, please.” The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The Microsoft engineers saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the Microsoft engineers decide to copy the Apple engineers (as they always do) on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Apple engineers don’t buy a ticket at all. “How are you going to travel without a ticket?” asks one perplexed Microsoft engineer. “Watch and you’ll see,” answers an Apple engineer. When they board the train the three Microsoft engineers cram into a rest room and the three Apple engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the Apple engineers leaves his rest room and walks over to the rest room where the Microsoft employees are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, “Ticket, please…”
Awesome new iPod Mini Accessory
February 13th, 2005 — Humor, iPod
Now I finally found the best iPod Accessory that I can afford.
Gets yours on eBay while supplies last!
My favorite is the Q&A.
Q: Hey! I was wondering how much shipping to canada would cost? thanks!
A: Same as U.S. for our Canadian brothers. However I will not be able to include the cigarettes due to Canadian border importation duties.
Typical Canadian government. Have to pay duty on everything! Heck this could be a way of smuggling 4 cigs a time into Canada!!
This mac mini review has to be a spoof but….
February 8th, 2005 — Apple, Humor
This is the funniest review that I have ever read. What is scary is that this review seems so real. But the more I read it the more this has to be a complete spoof!
Read this and let me know what you think!
The guy makes a ton of comments that are just plain “Retarded”. My favorite quote of his is this one:
“If you believe Apple’s marketing department, the new Mini is “smaller than most packs of gum” and weighs “less than four quarters”. Well, we received our test unit from Apple yesterday, and let me say right off the bat that those claims are a wee bit of an exaggeration. Far from being Trident-sized, the Mini actually measures about 6.5”x6.5”x2”, about the size of two wonderbread cheese sandwiches stacked on top of each other, or about 50 packs of Bubble Yum. As for the weight, it feels about three pounds. Hold a Mini in one hand and four quarters in the other and tell me which one feels heavier. You could perform this experiment yourself at an Apple store.”
Can you believe this? Jobs was talking about the iPod shuffle, not the new Mac Mini!
He states he is a DeVry graduate with an MCSE certification NOTE TO SELF: NEVER higher anyone who got their MSCE from DeVry!
Pretty funny stuff! Had me going for a bit! But I realized that there is no way anyone can be this stupid and write about it.
