This is the funniest review that I have ever read. What is scary is that this review seems so real. But the more I read it the more this has to be a complete spoof!
Read this and let me know what you think!
The guy makes a ton of comments that are just plain “Retarded”. My favorite quote of his is this one:
“If you believe Apple’s marketing department, the new Mini is “smaller than most packs of gum” and weighs “less than four quarters”. Well, we received our test unit from Apple yesterday, and let me say right off the bat that those claims are a wee bit of an exaggeration. Far from being Trident-sized, the Mini actually measures about 6.5”x6.5”x2”, about the size of two wonderbread cheese sandwiches stacked on top of each other, or about 50 packs of Bubble Yum. As for the weight, it feels about three pounds. Hold a Mini in one hand and four quarters in the other and tell me which one feels heavier. You could perform this experiment yourself at an Apple store.”
Can you believe this? Jobs was talking about the iPod shuffle, not the new Mac Mini!
He states he is a DeVry graduate with an MCSE certification NOTE TO SELF: NEVER higher anyone who got their MSCE from DeVry!
Pretty funny stuff! Had me going for a bit! But I realized that there is no way anyone can be this stupid and write about it.
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